Nickname(s): Only behind her back! They are many and include: The Queen B-tch of Everything, Heather #1, Her Highness, and most notably Morgue.

Age: 17

Grade: Puh-leaze. Senior all the way.

Birthday: Oct. 31 (makes you wonder).

Appearance: Morgana is an absolute goddess with her long, dark hair and her wicked body. Her clothes are frequently tight and *always* in fashion -- and "in fashion" meaning what they're wearing on the runways in Europe, *not* what these local-yokels in Richmond have draped over themselves. She is tall and slender with legs that guys drool over and skin that's as clear as porcelain. and should it ever deign to blemish on her? Well, who says that just because it's a school day you need to go to school? Isn't that what doctors' notes are for? Hello!

Personality: Contrary to the moderators' note that "nobody's perfect" -- Morgana is. Just ask her! She'll tell you how beautiful she is, how rich she is, how smart she is, how clever she is. What she won't tell you, however, is how modest she is.

Family: Morgana lives with her mother, Meredith, and her father, Jonah. Jonah is in banking or somesuch and Meredith is in. well, she's in the pants of the gardener, if Morgana's hunch is correct? But who can blame her? That man is absolutely yummy!

Oh, and recently her lame cousin, Tobey Girard, moved in because his mom kicked him out after finding out he was a great big homo. Not that Morgana has anything against homos or anything! But what's the use in having a one stuck in your house if he's not going to decorate it, has absolutely no fashion sense, and wouldn't know hair product if he was drowning in it?

History: Morgana has lived most of her life in Richmond. on paper, anyway. Though her family's home was in one of Richmond's nicest neighborhoods, before moving back, Morgana had probably spent less than a month total in town. Since the age of six, she has been schooled abroad at Miss Swinson's School for Young Ladies, just outside of Paris. God, that was a great place. She absolutely RULED that school. They all loved her. Well, they all feared her, which was just as good. Better, even!

But that all changed recently. If you ask Morgana, she'll tell you that her parents made her come home to keep her stupid cousin company. But Morgana was actually back in town before her parents had even agreed to take Tobey in. In fact, a simple call to Miss Swinson's would reveal that Morgana left Miss Swinson's late in her Junior year, and a slightly *less* simple call to one of her former floormates would reveal that Morgana was expelled. Why? Well, the rumor is that she was caught with a joint -- but LOTS of girls had been caught with LOTS worse, and nothing had happened. It was almost as if Morgana had wanted to get caught, had wanted to get out of Miss Swinson's, out of France.

But why? One thing's for certain, though: Morgana's not telling. yet.

Neighborhood: Laurelhurst

Job: Uh. hello? Does she *look* like a poor person? What, next you're going to ask her if she has any food stamps in he Kate Spade bag?

Vehicle: Okay, it is totally NOT HER FAULT that she hasn't passed the drivers' test yet. It's not like she went driving around Paris all the time -- well, not *legally* anyway. And for whatever reason, her parents have decided to actually be parental about this one particular thing and *not* get her a car until she has her license. Meaning, if she wants wheels, she'll have to steal that ridiculous VW Bug Tobey drives. *shudder* The thing makes the property value go down $10K every minute it's parked outside!

Best Friend(s): It's Morgana! Of course she has friends. Just. none to speak of at the moment. And besides! All of her real friends are in France, and they're way richer and cooler than anyone here could ever hope to be anyway!

Dating Status: No one right now. It's really hard for guys to measure up to her standards, but a girl's got to be picky. There were rumors at Miss Swinson's. something about a boy at another school. or was it a man? Someone named Noah something. But they were just rumors.

Social Status: I'll let Morgana speak for herself on this one: "Honey, I *invented* social status."

Class Schedule:

1st Period- English Literature
2nd Period- Philosophy
3rd Period- Geometry
Morning Break
4th Period- Study Hall
5th Period- Drama
Lunch
6th Period- World History
7th Period- Geography
8th Period- French -- I mean, she totally lived there her whole life. Morgana could practically *teach* this class. (Not that she's cocky or anything!)

Activities:

- Clubs: Student Council; Peer Mediation (because she has *such* great people skills); Drama Club
- Sports: Cheerleading

Other Information:

Likes: Herself; other people who like her

Dislikes: From Morgana herself: "That nasty little dog Tobey brought here with him from St. Louis. I mean, it doesn't even know its own name! But whenever anyone talks to me she comes running into the room like nobody's business! Oh, and um. famine and disease and all that other nasty stuff."

Quote: "I may be shallow, but I'm not stupid."

Any extra-curricular non-school activity: Primping